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smeller_b
30 April 2008 @ 12:11 am
IT SEEMS THAT I... NOW HAVE A DAUGHTER.

LAPSLOCK AHOY: http://community.livejournal.com/capslock_atlarp/95942.html?thread=4104390#t4104390

I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED. IT JUST DID.

WELL, I CAN'T COMPLAIN. "RONNY-CHAN" IS A SWEET LITTLE THING, AND I NEED TO GET USED TO THIS WHOLE MATERNAL SCHICK ANYWAY.

HOPEFULLY, MY NEW DAUGHTER KNOWS HOW TO COOK. THAT IS ADMITTEDLY A SKILL THAT IS DESPERATELY NEEDED IN MY HOUSEHOLD.
 
 
smeller_b
10 March 2008 @ 07:57 pm
OKAY, SO I WAS OVER AT MY NEW FRIEND SONG'S HOUSE, RIGHT? SO WAS HARU AND KING KUEI AND TOPH AND THE WATER TRIBE MILF. SONG'S HOUSE IS A GREAT HANG OUT, YOU SEE, BECAUSE SHE'S SO DAMN HOSPITABLE AND A GREAT COOK TO BOOT.

ANY WAY, SONG MADE A BATCH OF MUFFINS. WELL, I ATE QUITE A FEW (BECAUSE THEY WERE SOOOOOOO FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOD), AND THE NEXT THING I NEW, I WAS AS HIGH AS THE MOON.

I LATER LEARNED THAT HARU SPIKED THE BATTER WITH OMASHU HEMP (THAT'S EARTH KINGDOM SLANG FOR CANNABIS).

WHAT THE FUCK, HARU. WHAT THE FUCK. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT COULD HAVE DONE TO MY FETUS??!!!

WELL, DO YOU???!!!!!








....BECAUSE, I HAVE NO IDEA. <:(
 
 
smeller_b
27 February 2008 @ 10:38 pm
MAN, SO MUCH SHIT'S BEEN HAPPING THIS WEEK! I HAVEN'T HAD ANY TIME TO POST IN THIS THING!

FIRST OF ALL, LONGSHOT AND I HAVE MOVED BACK INTO OUR OLD APARTMENT IN BA SING SEI. WE SPRUCED IT UP A BIT SINCE WE'VE BEEN HERE; THERE'S A RATHER LARGE BOOKSHELF IN THE CORNER, FOR EXAMPLE. WHILE LONGSHOT'S AT THE DOG-HORSE RACES, WINNING OUR DAILY RICE, I'M A HOME READING THE BOOKS THAT PROFESSOR ZEI GAVE US FOR OUR WEDDING. I'M LEARNING SO MANY KNEW WORDS, LIKE "FLAGRANT" AND "QUIXOTIC" AND "GYNECOLOGY". MY SIGNIFICANTLY MORE ELOQUENT VOCABULARY MAY BE RUINING MY STREET CRED, BUT IT MAY ALSO HELP ME TO FIND A WELL-PAYING JOB. LONGSHOT AND I BOTH TRIED WORKING AT A LOCAL FAST FOOD JOINT FOR A WHILE, BUT IT DIDN'T EXACTLY WORK OUT. I'M GETTING KINDA RESTLESS: I DON'T REALLY SEE MYSELF AS THE "HOMEMAKER" TYPE.

SECOND OF ALL, I HAD TO DEAL WITH SOME WEIRDNESS AMONGST MY FRIENDS. YUE (MY HOMEGIRL) AND PROFESSOR ZEI (MY FATHER FIGURE) GOT INTO A FIGHT A FEW DAYS AGO. I DEFENDED PROFESSOR ZEI (BECAUSE YUE AND SOME CHOICE OTHERS WERE GANGING UP ON HIM), BUT IT REALLY FELT WEIRD FIGHTING AGAINST MY FRIEND AND FELLOW FREEDOM FIGHTER. LUCKILY, IT SEEMS TO HAVE BLOWN OVER. YUE'S BEEN ACTING AS THOUGH IT NEVER HAPPENED, BUT PROFESSOR ZEI'S BEEN ACTING A LITTLE... OFF.

NEXT, IS SOME GOOD NEWS: PIPSQUEAK FINALLY GOT IN TOUCH WITH US AGAIN! I GUESS HE FINALLY FIGURED OUT HOW TO USE THE CRAPPY COMPUTERS THAT THEY HAVE IN THE FIRE NATION PRISON. I HAVEN'T SEEN THE DUKE SO THRILLED SINCE..... UM. NEVER MIND.

AND NOW, I'VE SAVED THE WEIRDEST NEWS FOR LAST: APPARENTLY, MY UNBORN FETUS CAN COMMUNICATE WITH US VIA THE INTERNET. WITH ITS BRAIN WAVES. SOMEHOW.

YEAHHHHHHH.
 
 
smeller_b
22 February 2008 @ 10:07 pm

THE HONEYMOON MAY BE OVER, BUT AT LEAST I GET TO WAKE UP TO THIS EVERY MORNING.
What The Hell Happened Last Night?
LJ USERNAME:
WHAT DID YOU DRINK?
YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING NEXT TO: STRAIGHTN_ARROW
...WHO IS WEARING: LACY STOCKINGS
...AND ROLLS OVER TO SAY: ..........
...AND THEN: TWEAKS YOUR NIPPLES
 
 
smeller_b
19 February 2008 @ 07:57 pm
HAY, EVERYONE! IT'S DAY ONE OF OUR HONEYMOON, AND I THOUGHT I'D CHECK IN WHILE LONGSHOT TAKES A NAP. APPARENTLY, I TIRE HIM OUT >:3.

ANYWAY, THE BEACH IS WHITE, THE OCEAN IS BEAUTIFUL, AND THE HOTEL ROOM IS AWESOME. THE BATHROOM HAS THESE NEAT SEA-SHELL-SHAPED SINKS. OH, AND ALSO SEA-SHELL-SHAPED SOAP. OUR ROOM HAS A WATERBED, WHICH IS INTERESTING AT NIGHT BUT ADMITTEDLY UNPLEASANT IN THE MORNINGS (THE SUBTLE MOTION DOESN'T HELP THE MORNING SICKNESS). LONSHOT'S BEEN A REAL SPORT ABOUT THE MORNING SICKNESS, BTW. THEN AGAIN, WE'RE WARRIORS: WE'VE BOTH HEARD GROSSER SOUNDS.

THERE'S TONS OF STUFF TO DO AROUND HERE. THERE'S DANCING, GREAT RESTAURANTS (IF YOU LIKE SEAFOOD), AND BEACH ACTIVITIES. WE TRIED JET-SKIING TODAY IN HONOR OF OUR FORMER LEADER (LOL). TONIGHT WE MIGHT GO DANCING, IF WE'RE UP FOR IT.

ON THE RIDE OVER HERE, I FLIPPED THROUGH SOME OF THE BOOKS PROFESSOR ZEI GAVE US. I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN THAT MY GRAMMAR AND WAY OF SPEAKING IS IMPROVING. FOR SOME REASON, THAT THOUGHT AMUSES ME.

WE'LL PROBABLY STAY HERE FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK. AFTERWARDS, WE'LL GO BACK TO OUR OLD APARTMENT IN BA SING SEI AND TRY TO SPRUCE IT UP A BIT. WE ONLY GOT EIGHT MONTHS TO MAKE IT PERFECT FOR A FAMILY!

WELL, LOOKS LIKE LONGSHOT'S WAKING UP, SO I'M GONNA LOG OFF. I'LL POST PICS SOON, I PROMISE!
 
 
 
smeller_b
16 February 2008 @ 03:11 am
I'M GETTING MARRIED. ME! OF ALL PEOPLE!

GUESS WHO POPPED THE QUESTION?

EVEN THOUGH THIS IS ALL HAPPENING SO FAST, I'M SO VERY HAPPY THAT MY BABY WILL HAVE A DAD. I KNOW I'M YOUNG, BUT I WANNA BE A GOOD MOM. I WANNA BE A GOOD WIFE! FINALLY, LONGSHOT AND I CAN HAVE A NORMAL LIFE.

SO, I GUESS WE SHOULD HAVE OUR WEDDING BEFORE THE BABY IS BORN? THE KID'S DUE IN OCTOBER, BTW. I WANT YUE TO BE MY MAID OF HONOR, IF SHE'LL ACCEPT.

HARU WAS RIGHT. EVERY THING'S GONNA BE OKAY.
 
 
smeller_b
15 February 2008 @ 09:27 pm
WORST. DAY. EVER.

BEST DAY EVER!
 
 
smeller_b
13 February 2008 @ 05:52 pm
TOMORROW'S VALENTINE'S DAY. WHAT A BIG, OVER-HYPED, COMMERCIAL RACKET. THE ENTIRE DAY REVOLVES AROUND BRIBING YOUR CRUSH WITH FAVORS IN HOPES OF GETTING SUM NOOKIE. AS IF WE NEED A DESIGNATED DAY FOR THAT 'ROUND THESE PARTS! GEEZ, WHAT A WASTE OF TIME.

I THINK I'LL MAKE LONGSHOT A VALENTINE OUT OF MACARONI NOODLES.

EDIT:

GAH! I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY DID IT!

Photobucket
 
 
smeller_b
09 February 2008 @ 04:26 pm
BEEN A GOOD WEEK, I GUESS.

FIRST, SOME POSER TRIED TO IMPERSONATE JET, BUT THE REAL JET PWN'D HIM REAL GOOD. HIGH FIVE! JET THEN PROCEEDED TO ASSERT HIS AWESOMENESS EVEN FURTHER BY SHOWING OFF HIS LEET ART SKILLZ.

SECONDLY, HOMEGIRL PRINCESS YUE JOINED THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS! NOW, INSTEAD OF BEING THE TOKEN FEMALE, I GOT UPGRADED TO THE TOKEN LOLI. EVEN THOUGH EARTH KINGDOM TTLY RULES, THERE'S NO HIDIN' MY NEWFOUND APPRECIATION FOR WATER TRIBE WOMEN. AND BY "WATER TRIBE WOMEN", I MEAN KATARA'S VAJJ.
 
 
smeller_b
07 February 2008 @ 02:40 pm
UHHG. I'M HAVING THE BIGGEST HANGOVER OF MY LIFE RIGHT NOW. I GOT ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. I REMEMBER VAGUELY THAT I TRIED SOME OF THE MOON PRINCESS'S SPIRIT WORLD BOOZE, AND IT'S REALLY FUZZY FROM THERE. WHEN I WOKE UP, JET AN' LONGSHOT AN' I WERE IN BED TOGETHER, BUT THAT'S PRETTY NORMAL SO I'M NOT WORRYING MUCH. WHAT WAS WEIRD WAS THAT ZUKO WAS IN BED WITH US AS WELL.

MAN, MY HEAD HURTS SO BAD...